Things They Say: The Upside of Marriage

Charlie: When I was a born then I would be a mommy.
Me: When you were born you were a baby.
Gracie: But you can't be a mommy. You can be a daddy!
Me: Yeah, like Daddy! Are you going to have kiddos?
Gracie: You need to find a girl to go with you.
Charlie: No thank you.
Gracie: Yeah, and you need to get married.
Charlie: No. I don't think so.
Gracie: Well, its a fun celebration--you get CAKE.